Strategic Napping
We pioneered the 12-minute nap sprint. It doesn't help productivity, but it makes us faster at dreaming up excuses.
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We pioneered the 12-minute nap sprint. It doesn't help productivity, but it makes us faster at dreaming up excuses.
We set expectations like a magician: dramatic gestures, hidden traps, and a rabbit named Carl.
We assessed the risk of this website. It was rated "medium spice, extra salsa."
Available 25 hours a day. We achieve this through time travel and careful scheduling of naps.
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